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Slack.com slash DHQ. President and Vinyl Houseplant Joe Biden held a Zoom meeting with Chinese

Communist tyrant Xi Jinping this week. The autocrat Xi called the three-and-a-half-hour meeting

quote, another productive step in our ongoing efforts to low-America into passivity until

we crush it beneath our iron heel.

Houseplant Biden said it was quote, entertaining in parts, but not as good as Paris and love.

That's a great show. When does that come on?

Unquote.

General Sidel Dictator Xi greeted President Houseplant as quote, an old friend and the Vinyl

Biden responded by asking the Chinese oppressor quote, how do you pronounce your first name?

Xi. Is that 11? What the hell kind of name is 11?

Damn, you Chinese cats are hard to understand. You sound like the guy in my old laundry. He

always wanted to plus my suit. I used to say, bless my suit. What are you, the trouser priest?

Why can't you just press it like an ordinary dry cleaner? Oh wait, they're telling me

your name is pronounced Xi. Is that a name or a pronoun? You're not one of those girly

boys, are you? Man, in my day, you called yourself Xi and cornpop would take you out behind

the barn. I always wondered what went on back there. I think cornpop was a little light

in the loafers himself if you know what I mean.

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