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Slack.com slash DHQ. The COP26 climate summit has come to a conclusion in Glasgow, leaving

many people rewatching their compilations of the sex scenes from Game of Thrones in an

attempt to keep the excitement alive. The highlight of the climate summit was a speech

by Barack Obama, who used to be somebody or other, and who told the summit, and so help

me. This is a real, not made up quote. He said, since we're in the emerald aisle here,

let me quote the bard, William Shakespeare. Of course, the emerald aisle to Ireland, Glasgow

is in Scotland, and Shakespeare was from England, all of which Obama apparently forgot to

fact-check because he was too busy rolling around in money and cultural relevance. When

told he'd made a complete ask of himself, Obama said he thought the Scottish were the

people who sound silly when they talk and who believe there's a magical pot of gold

at the end of the rainbow. But that, of course, turns out to be the socialists. Other than

that, the climate summit produced many important accomplishments, such as reviving the art

of farce, not to mention the far-of-arce, when President and Vinal Houseplant Joe Biden

loudly broke wind while speaking with Camilla Parker-Boles, the Duchess of Cornwall, which

is in the emerald aisle of Scotland, where Shakespeare is from. The British, who were

appalled by the uncouthness and ignorance of Donald Trump, are now tremendously impressed

that we have a President who can solve the natural gas shortage single-handedly, and

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