The internet is ablaze with what most conservatives are calling a hellish techno dystopia.

This carav the kingdom of Saudi Arabia, which has proposed building a 1,640 foot high,

106 mile long city for 9 million people built into a mirrored wall.

For too long humanity has existed within dysfunctional and polluted cities that ignore nature.

Now, a revolution in civilization is taking place.

Imagine a traditional city and consolidating its footprint,

designing to protect and enhance nature.

The line will be home to 9 million residents and will be built with a footprint of just 34 square

kilometers. And we are designing it to provide a healthier, more sustainable quality of life.

The line's communities are organized in three dimensions.

Residents have access to all their daily needs within five minute walk neighborhoods.

And the line's infrastructure makes it possible to travel end to end in 20 minutes with no need

for cars, resulting in zero carbon emissions. The line is 500 meters tall, 200 meters wide,

170 kilometers long, and housed within an elegant mirror glass facade, the line, the city that

delivers new wonders for the world. I love it. I totally love it. It is the answer to so many of our

problems. Conservatives hate this stuff because it's extremely ugly and inhuman. But Libs love it.

Libs are the ones who are attracted to all this weirdo futuristic stuff. Which means that Saudi Arabia

has figured out a way to cram all the Libs into a giant self-sustaining wall that they basically

never leave and convince them that it's really cool and progressive and good for the environment.

Here is the entire pitch. You say, hey, Libs, great news. Yeah, yeah, we figured out how to save the

planet. Uh-huh. Yeah, we solved climate change. Yep. It's great. We just need you to climb inside

this giant wall prison. Uh-huh. Just get on in there. Yep. And then that's it. Great job. We did it.

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