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Slack.com slash DHQ. Marvel is considering changing the name of the X-Men films in order

to be more woke and inclusive. According to reports, the company is currently reviewing

other possible titles, such as X-movies, No One Wants to Watch anymore, and X-Studio

Executive looking for job in real estate after this completely avoidable debacle. Marvel

began contemplating taking the superhero franchise in a new, woke direction after several executives

at the company snored in some blow and decided they were making too much money. They had

originally considered just raking all the X-Men profits into a big pile and setting it on

fire, but that apparently would have violated anti-pollution laws and so the company began

to look for other ways to be unbearably stupid without damaging the environment. As one

Hollywood insider put it, quote, the movie industry wants very much to make the world a better

place. But to do that, we'd have to stop sexually harassing our interns, diddling underage

boys at ensino pool parties and selling perversion and immorality to the nation's impressionable

young, and of course that's not going to happen, so we'll do this meaningless language

crap instead. The central problem with calling X-Men X-Men lies in the fact that according

to woke philosophy, X-Men would now be women, unless they were X-Women, in which case they

would be men, until they decided to become women again, when they would be X-Men and

the title could remain the same. Even so, many members of the X-Men audience have noticed

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