No, my best clap. No, my best clap. Now your best clap. Yeah. Usually, usually you also don't clap well. Oh, well, okay. That's what everyone says. Hey, it's rough. He's only been sleeping 13 hours a night. Yeah. Sorry.

It's been so good. Yeah, I put, I got two of the beds in my part, my pontons apartment, and I pushed them together to make a mega bed, which is actually just a full size bed, which is just a regular size bed.

It might not even be a queen. In the Sims, how when you have like worst quality stuff, they have to be on it longer, like 13 hours. Yeah. It's just like a regular night sleep. Yeah.

So here we are. Welcome to beautiful pontons. Hey, everyone out there, you have a bed that's maybe a little too comfortable. Maybe not haunted by enough clowns in your life. Well, does your electricity go out and you there is a machine inside of your cupboard that you can pay with to make the electricity come back.

So you don't have that uses like a street fighter cheat code enter system. Yeah, you have to press B three times. Well, come on down to pontons, resort in Canberra, Sands, England, come to Sands, where you can use a shower with two temperature settings. No in between blue and red.

The shower looks like a venue, like a mini vending machine. It looks like you have to put coins in it. It looks like it didn't take it. It looks like it spits out curbies. The first day I was I was taking a shower and I was flicking it back in between cold and warm to keep it at the temperature.

I wanted. That's so insane. Oh, there's tech there. Yeah, the two the two reds. Do you know, did you figure out the two reds is the hottest is the hottest. Okay, it like scalds you red two reds and then off. And then and then middle red is like barely warm.

So you have to you're basically taking a cold shower. So you have to rotate between burning your skin off. And actually, there's a player here who lives in Canberra. He's super good at it.

He's like the number one seed in showering. It's called temp bouncing.

So, okay, for context, we're here at what is called pountains. It is a resort. We're also with our good friend Donald Benson. And you don't have to click out because lovely is not here. You can stay with us. No one has ever known this forever. Here are points.

He's at pountains buried underneath the pavement. His bones. He'll never leave. His bones are fueling us. So this is a we're at a melee tournament called fate.

And it's an EU tournament that has a lot of players from the Europe and America. And we're in Australia. Toppates happening right in a little bit. And this is a amusement park that has been built. What appears to be 60 years ago.

A amusement park is such a strong one. Yeah, yeah, it's a park. For sure. They got projects. I don't know if the camera shot. Well, there's footage. We'll show you guys. But there's definitely like we could we could sell crack in these times.

They actually filmed the wire right over there. This will be an interesting episode because I actually went around with miles on the pedal bikes. We got a little story about that. And I just filmed the entire park. So as we talk about it, Archie, you can just put videos up of the things we're referencing.

Because I need people to understand what this place is like. Yeah, it's like this. It's just. It's just this. It's this startling like fusion between Chuck E. Cheese and concentration camp.

Yeah, it does look like this is a place. So this actually seems like a place when the apocalypse happens, we can compound here. We can build steel walls and line them with rail guns.

Do there already is steel walls when we will get into how me and Josh God here, but we came in very late at night on foot across fields on. Go ahead.

On foot is not an exaggeration. The main thing. I think a beautiful thing. It's funny because it's right behind the camera, but they have these like animals that like represent

pontons and there's posters of them everywhere. They all have names. There's there's an eagle, a crocodile, a zebra, and a monkey. And it's basically, it's basically what five nights at Freddy's is about.

It's eerily close. Someone someone came up to me at this event and said, hey, look, it's the yard podcast and pointed at those four characters.

And I was like, it's pretty accurate. The order inside, it's a it's the really gay looking bird first. And then it's the crocodile, which is the main character, which is Ludwig.

Yes. And then the only one that doesn't really work is the zebra for me, but then the fourth one's a monkey. No, the zebra doesn't work for you. It's just on the same spot because I got black. I got white. What you want?

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