Hey, H.B.S. We're back for another episode of Heaving Busoms. The podcast were two best friends,

read romance novels, mostly recommended by you,

and sift through the pros for entertainment, life lessons, hilarious tangents,

and to warm our hearts and hopefully our loins.

We're going to start with a Patreon shout out because we love nothing more than to worship at the feet of our amazing supporters.

Jadine T, you are a puckwajee, a mythical forest trickster that can appear and disappear

at will, use magic, launch poison arrows, and create fire.

You tend to be grumpy and value your independence, but you're also hardworking and

super loyal. Most importantly, Pukwajis are known for their

tendency to steal pumpkins and hoard them for personal use due to a true love

of autumn. A Pukwajie loves a warm scarf and a PSL and a bonfire

just as much as the next girl and you are not going to be ashamed of it.

And now for the conclusion of the covert captain or a marriage of equals by Janelle

M Ferreira.

Keep listening at your own risk because this episode caught us both incredibly

jet-lagged, punchy, and almost impossibly, even less sure of the plot in the second half.

It's a ride.

Hi, Aaron.

I'm going to make unrelenting eye contact with you during this entire podcast.

I've got goosebumps.

Nanny, Melanie, Melanie.

Welcome to either the best or possibly the worst.

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