Ep 105 | Roseanne Banned But Sam Bee is Fine, Alex Jones Saves Incel Jesus

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Matt Christiansen

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4.8 • 587 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2018

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Everyone's offended as Roseanne gets the boot but Sam Bee survives, Ales Jones saves Incel Jesus, viral video of a New Jersey beach arrest doesn't show the whole picture, plus a whole bunch of good policy news that Nancy Pelosi hates for some reason. Support the show and help us make it better! Become a Patron: http://www.patreon.com/beautyandthebetaMake a one-time contribution on PayPal: http://www.paypal.me/beautyandthebeta Beauty & the Beta merchandise shop: http://bit.ly/2nxSaj6(If there are items absent that you'd like to request, email us and we can accommodate) Blonde's channel: http://bit.ly/23RrR3zBlonde's Twitter (RIP): http://bit.ly/2t41WvcBlonde's Gab: http://bit.ly/2jQFS4a Matt's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2ib6eKr Our Discord server: New users use this link: https://discord.gg/Uhattun Existing users use this link: https://discord.gg/4rkxcZv Beauty & the Beta on demand: http://bit.ly/1TUcepjListen on Apple Podcasts: http://apple.co/23YM9rMListen on Google Play: http://bit.ly/2iFWOqDListen on Soundcloud: http://bit.ly/1TUce8EListen on Stitcher: http://bit.ly/1TlubhEListen on Podbean: http://bit.ly/1TUcnJ8 ARTWORK by Facepalm RealityFacepalm Reality's Twitter: http://bit.ly/2AZfI4VFacepalm Reality's YouTube channel: http://bit.ly/2uxbrr9 MUSICBaba O'Riley remix: https://youtu.be/cPp19D38Djo Bearing and SugarTits' cover of "Catch the Wind" https://youtu.be/DPZtCSScFWM"Dog Park" and "Odahviing" written and performed by AENEAS: http://bit.ly/2sibPZ7 ITEMS REFERENCED Lactatia has a message for her haters: http://bit.ly/2J5UPxL Buffalo Wild Wings hacked: http://bit.ly/2J8akpc Man ejected from vehicle onto roof: https://youtu.be/eOGJ4I3iEeQ FBI agent's gun discharges while bar dancing: https://dpo.st/2sDk4fP Roseanne tweet timeline: https://cnnmon.ie/2JgtOHb Roseanne apologizes: http://bit.ly/2JbcQuY ESPN hires Olbermann despite his tweets: http://bit.ly/2soOPFk CNN commentator says all Trump voters are racist: https://youtu.be/Yf_URk6U0CQ CNN panel rips Ivanka over tweet: http://bit.ly/2sBdK8U Sam Bee calls Ivanka a feckless C word: http://bit.ly/2su7BeE Bee apologizes: https://fxn.ws/2svVSvV Trump calls for Bee's firing: http://bit.ly/2sCEEgy USA Today coverage of Bee: http://bit.ly/2sCYV5I WaPo coverage of Bee: https://wapo.st/2HdJbLvNYT coverage of Bee: http://bit.ly/2Hi4SKrKaj-Erik Eriksen tweet: http://bit.ly/2swVVHS Vulture op-ed: http://bit.ly/2HhK45HHello Giggles op-ed: http://bit.ly/2sBN6wt San Diego Tribune op-ed: http://bit.ly/2HfJpltBrooke Baldwin rips Samantha Bee: https://youtu.be/2kixh3SUdr0 NOFX's joke: http://bit.ly/2kLPRrsNOFX apologizes: http://bit.ly/2svVgX5 Alex Jones interviews Michael Rotondo and gives him $3 grand: https://youtu.be/z3Wtpywp9Bg Michael Rotondo calls the cops on his dad over legos: https://fxn.ws/2sBaH0bNew Jersey viral arrest footage: http://bit.ly/2kLFsfD New Jersey arrest bodycam footage: http://bit.ly/2J45tVN Right to try bill: https://fxn.ws/2KNnN20North Korea talks back on: https://bit.ly/2xfPXkbMay jobs report: https://cnb.cx/2Jcx2s7 Market Watch op-ed likens Trump's release to insider tranding: https://on.mktw.net/2Jcp5raPelosi laments the jobs report: http://bit.ly/2kNtodI Costco giving all workers a raise: http://bit.ly/2HgogHY GOP creates ad of Pelosi and MS-13: http://bit.ly/2sD4IIn

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0:26.6	And we will make America great again.
0:30.9	Out here in the fields, I fought for my meals.
0:36.8	Now the president's daughter, Ivanka Trump, is facing intense backlash for something that she posted on Twitter.
0:42.3	It's a photo of her embracing her two-year-old son.
0:45.3	What's the timing of this tweet amid scrutiny of the administration's policies, letting the government separate children from their parents at the border.
0:54.2	I don't need to be forgiven, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:01.2	Ivanka Trump, who works at the White House, chose to post the second most oblivious tweet we've seen this week.
1:08.0	You know, Ivanka, that's a beautiful photo of you and your child, but do something about your dad's immigration practices, you feckless cunts.
1:15.6	You are fake news.
1:17.6	Very fake news.
1:21.6	I can't believe that someone will have so much like hating their heart.
1:28.3	This guy can breathe wherever he is.
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