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Slack.com slash DHQ. California voters have overwhelmingly rejected the recall of Governor

Gavin Newsom. Uniting under the slogan, let's finish the job of turning paradise into

a hellish sewer of vagrancy poverty and crime. Larry Elder tried to topple the governor,

but the black talk show host was foiled by white leftists who dressed up as gorillas and

put sheets over their heads, then burned across on Elder's lawn to punish him for being

a white supremacist. As one white leftist put it, quote, you can tell a black man as a white

supremacist when he refuses to think what I tell him to think.

In exit polls, voters exiting the state, 73% of respondents shrieked wordlessly while

waving their hands in the air and running in circles as if their hair was on fire. 43%

actually had their hair on fire and 11% were trying to set their hair on fire in an attempt

to fit in. A voters who supported Newsom, 27% were getting baked on Kim Dogg while watching

Dude, where's my car for the 15th time in a row and eating their seventh box of Oreos

and 30% had been dead for years and figured things couldn't get much worse for them anyway.

Although California schools are among the worst in the nation, although Los Angeles and

San Francisco are cess pits of drugs and filth, although poor management has led to droughts,

forest fires and rolling blackouts, and though California taxes are crippling to individuals

and small businesses alike, voters say they are determined to keep Newsom in office until

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