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The Democrats and Satan are working together to try to overturn Texas' new anti-abortion

law. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, oh, Cleven, you living carnival of

wit, from whom satirical ideas pour forth endlessly like clowns from a Volkswagen, hilarious

and yet subtly seductive, so that we laugh even as we engage in secret and slightly twisted

fantasies involving you and a leather-lined room, but perhaps that's too much information.

But no, I'm not making this up. All right, I'm making up the part about the leather-lined

room that's just a personal thing, but the part about Satan and the Democrats is actually

true. Democrats are in a panic about the Texas law which bans abortion after a baby's

heartbeat can be detected, and so they're cheering for the satanic temple which is challenging

the law on the grounds that it restricts their religious practices, namely the doing of

evil. The Democrats and the Prince of Darkness issued a joint statement in a flaming ball

of burning souls that scrawled these words in hopeless darkness on the face of human despair.

Quote, the results of the Texas bill will be catastrophic, allowing thousands of babies

to be born alive instead of torn to pieces in the womb and sold for parts as the Democrats

and Satan both prefer. These dreadfully living creatures will proceed to cry and keep us

awake and crap on everything, all of which could be avoided by simply killing them as both

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