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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Ep 104: Crinkle, Crinkle, Little Star

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

You asked for it. Or even if you didn’t, you got it anyway: Bonnie “Captain Crinkle” Burns’ spin-off podcast is here! At least in preview form. Plus, Paula and Adam visit all the things we still haven’t gotten to during this quarantine. House Band Harry Orlove Electric Guitar Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Race the rudder. Raise the sales. Raise the sales. Captain, an unidentified ship approaching. Over.

0:07.7

Roger that. Wait. Is that an enterprise sales solution?

0:12.7

Reach sales professionals, not professional sailors. With LinkedIn ads, you can target the right people by industry, job title and more.

0:19.0

Start converting your B2B audience into high quality leads today. Spend 200 euro on your first campaign and get a free 200 euro credit for the next one. Go to LinkedIn.com slash XXX to claim your offer. Terms and conditions apply. Ah, Benny's parents, thanks for coming. Hiya. So, Benny has really blossomed this term. You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it, on eBay.

0:40.4

Oh, that's not quite what I meant.

0:41.9

It's free to sell on there?

0:43.2

Free to sell.

0:44.3

Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket.

0:47.7

You sold my guitar?

0:50.7

Shall we talk about Benny?

0:52.9

When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say you when it's eBay.

0:57.6

Things people love. T's and C's Apply, Exclusive vehicles.

1:01.6

Starban's Avenue.

1:08.3

Coming to you live from our houses in Los Angeles, California, it's nobody listens to Paula Poundstone, your comedy field guide to life. Tonight, it's our What I Haven't Gotten Around to show. All of us have a long list of things we were going to do during the safer at home lockdown period. Just the Venetian blinds, alphabetize the books on our shelves, maybe even read some of them.

1:28.4

But what have we done?

1:29.5

Nothing except make food, eat it, and clean the dishes.

1:31.9

So tonight, we're going to get around to doing the things we've wanted to do on this podcast, but haven't done yet.

1:37.8

Like maybe stay on topic.

1:39.2

Plus, how are we doing in the American Minor Outlying Islands?

1:43.5

Let's put it this way.

1:44.6

We have a listener.

1:47.3

I'm Adam Felber.

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