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Slack.com slash DHQ. The time has come for the wealthy in this country to pay their fair

share of useless and destructive government programs. Too long have individuals who have built

enormous businesses that employ thousands of people used sneaky loopholes and legal

boondoggles to dodge their responsibility to throw their money away on worthless government

schemes that help no one accept politicians who suck on the public breast like baby

vampires sucking on a breast except with very sharp teeth so that they draw blood instead

of milk and the mother ultimately dies. The mother in this case being the public or

possibly the nation, if I recall what I was trying to say with this metaphor, which I

no longer do. But the point is this, how dare the billionaires and millionaires and hundred

thousand dollar ares and people who are just getting by greedily hoard the money they earned

by work and investment when they should be paying into an elaborate government system of

wealth redistribution that will lift everyone to equal dependency, poverty and unhappiness.

What about the children? Do you want our little ones to live in mansions or even houses

when we could be using their inheritance to pay for public education that would teach

them to hate one another on the basis of race and then cut off their sexual organs to fulfill

the insane dreams of perverts desperate to bury their shame in other people's misery?

Of course not. Even as we speak, the fat cats and various other anthropomorphic animals

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