Hey, good news everybody. Today is equal payday. The left declared it equal payday because that's the day apparently that women must work until this year to earn what a man earned the previous year. So what the left always says is that women earn 79 cents for every dollar earned by a man. This neglects the fact that women choose different jobs, take time off from works for a variety of reasons, work fewer hours, make different life decisions on average.

Actually, when you remove all the confounding factors, women earn just as much as men in major cities.

They actually earn more than men.

But never mind, women must always be treated as victims.

That's because victimhood equals virtue. And women have to be

granted cherished minority victimhood status. So today, because it's equal payday, here are seven

facts you should know about the mythical wage gap commemorated by this nonsensical and stupid

equal payday. First, women, not a minority. It should be obvious. Women not only constitute a slight majority of

Americans, they constitute a really, really heavy majority of voters. In every single presidential

election since 1980, female voters have exceeded male voters. In 2012, 53% of voters were women,

and they voted insignificant margins for President Obama.

So thanks for that, ladies. Appreciate it.

Second, women, not a minority of college students.

Since the 1970s, women have been more likely to graduate high school than men, as Jeff

Guo of the Washington Post reports.

Since the 1980s, women have graduated from college at higher rates than men.

Guo says, quote, women today get the majority of college degrees in America.

Doesn't matter what kind, associate, bachelor's, master's, doctoral, women beat men in every category.

In 2009, 2010, women earned 57.4% of all bachelor's degrees.

Women hold 58% of graduate school degrees as well.

Okay. Third, single, childless women in major cities earn actually more than men. So according to James

Chung of Reach advisors, he analyzed the Census Bureau's American Community Survey, and he found

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