This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.

And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.

This is a show about life after giving life.

Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.

This week on One Bad Mother, we wonder what our kids will be when they grow up you know besides amazing

plus biz has a walker and a faller and Teresa's job is not to make all of

Simon's wishes come true. W. W.

W. Yeah.

How are you?

I'm fine.

I, uh, uh, I, Simon is three and a half and I feel like three and a half is like a very

special specific time for many children like if any of you have three and a half

year olds at home or have had three and a half year olds.

And haven't already permanently blocked it out of your memory?

Yeah. Oh, that would be good.

Just so you know, I have no memory of Katie Belvine anything other than perfect at three and a half.

Oh sure of course.

Yeah, so you should go back and listen to the show actually.

Yeah, so there's... Yeah, so there's...

There's some like really amazing things about three and a half,

but there's a lot of things that are really just amazingly challenging. Just like when will this end? You know,

he's in school for, you know, he's in school five days a week. It's not like a long day every day but he is

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