Ep 103: Jews for Desus

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2018

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

The brand is strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys (from Desus & Mero on Viceland) are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Special episode recorded at Promedia studio in NYC This week: Jewish culture, Purim, New Jersey, Ben Carson, Life, Shows, Monique and more!

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0:00.0	I have a collect call from
0:08.0	Martin Shrekely
0:09.0	An inmate at our detention facility
0:13.0	Yeah, what's up you fucking cowards? It's me.
0:15.0	Martin Shrekely aka Shrekely as
0:18.0	You know what I'm saying?
0:19.0	They try to take a brother down.
0:20.0	You know what I mean? They gave me seven joints
0:22.0	But guess what?
0:23.0	I do seven joints standing on my fucking head
0:25.0	Wait until you get into there and
0:27.0	Commissary goes from fucking 20 cents for a bar or so to $2,000 for a bar or so you're
0:32.0	Gonna know who you're fucking with. I'm a boss. You understand me?
0:35.0	You can't I still have the Wu Tang album is still in my possession.
0:38.0	You'll never get it for me. I goofed it in intake.
0:40.0	So you'll never have that. I'm here to do the illustrious intro to the number one
0:44.0	Podcast in the world. It's the bodega boys who are by the way I defrauded out
0:49.0	Of millions of funds, but sorry guys.
0:51.0	You know when I get out you know when I hit the bricks you know a couple years
0:55.0	With me and Bobby are gonna we're gonna come see you and we're gonna make things right all right?
0:58.0	We're gonna make you we're gonna put you down with GS9. It's gonna be great.
1:01.0	Listen
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