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Slack.com slash DHQ. Some people are calling for the WHO to be renamed the WTF after the

highly respected UN Organization of Slesi International Gryfters released a report on

the Wuhan flu that seemed to have been influenced by China. The report, which came packaged in

small white cardboard containers and included free fortune cookies, declared that the woo

flu, or is it sometimes called the Kung Flu, or the Fluman Choo, or the Yellow Parallel,

or the Disney Plus Communist Party flu, had nothing whatsoever to do with the Chinese except

for being named after them and caused by them and spread by them while they lied about

it. Instead, the WHO, which stands for, whoa, hey, oh my lord, are we ever dishonest, concluded

that the disease got its start after being born on a flower in the form of a glittering

sprite, then leaping onto the back of a pig, which accidentally transmitted it to a bat,

which then flew in the window of a Chinese lab and escaped from a test tube labeled biological

warfare after a totally innocent Communist Party official accidentally sat down on a red

button marked, released death onto the Americans, and destroyed the West forever. The official

was sharply repmented before being promoted to the position of chief dealer of disease

upon the West through chemical means, or as it's called in the original Chinese Moushou

pork. So you might want to rethink that takeout order. The director of the WHO, Dr.

Tidros, which an Ethiopian means man who takes bribes, then lies, said he did not want the

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