Sam Mendes presents Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens, an audible original drama.

The young gentleman's name would be...

Oliver. Oliver Twist.

...with Brian Cox as Fagan.

What have you seen? Street boy.

Nicola Cochlan as Nancy and Daniel Caluia as Bill Sykes.

Oh, look at me like a hound of my noise!

I love you, baby!

...with original music by Dan Gillespie Cells.

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I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses.

I love walking with the dog for long periods of time,

hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm.

So I think a frozen nose is a sweaty armpit because like you're wrapped up so warm,

but then you're climbing hampsed and heath and you get to the top and you're like,

oh, and then you can see the breath, but then your nose is still freezing to top.

Joy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks.

It's time to chat some ballaks about fan-eat-its and bum.

No topic is off limit for these potty mouths found buns.

So tell us all your secrets we like to share the truth.

Bad saggy tits and inner warts and ice cubes up your hoof.

No holes bothered.

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