From Meadie-Dews World News Headquarters in Boseman, Montana, this is Cal's We Can Review

with Ryan Cal Calan.

Now here's Cal.

Peyton Manning received multiple puncture wounds to the back of his neck and a fractured

leg as a result of nearly being carried away by a black bear.

The attempted eating or predation incident occurred in Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania.

It was broken up by Peyton's owner, a local pastor who ran at the black bear in, let's

say, a hard blitz fashion.

The medium-sized black bear fell back in the pocket and fumbled Peyton Manning, which,

if you haven't guessed, is a nine-year-old maltease silky terrier mix.

A canine, a dog.

What a twist!

Which, oddly enough, is about the size of a football.

After being dropped, Peyton did an end around the house type move and slid under a parked

car while his owners, the pastor and his wife, continued to drive the bear down field.

Alright, I don't know if we're certain that the multi-silky mix named Peyton Manning

is actually the size of a football, but I do know we can't pretend this is the first

time Peyton's been picked off.

The first time he's been intercepted in his own backyard trying to use the bathroom,

for sure.

If I was up to date on my football, I'd be able to keep the jokes running, but we seem

to be in a fourth and long situation already.

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