Ep 102: Days Inn of Future Past

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2015

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Captain Baxter must return from a hellish future to repair the timeline, and check out by 11.

Improvised August 10, 2014 from a suggestion by K Scott Huntley

Featuring

Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Cdr. Fritz Fassbinder, Lt. Lackey, The Masseur

Irene Marquette as Lt. Cdr. Lady Cola, Days Inn Manager

Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes

Nick Wagner as the Renegade Ch'arles Lorem

Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, Days Inn Clerk, the Trilling

Matt Young as [the Renegade]Cpt. Julius Valentine Baxter, Lt. Greg

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, welcome to Dazin.
0:24.6	How many checking in?
0:26.6	My name is Captain Baxter, and this is Loram.
0:29.6	Yeah.
0:30.6	We're gonna need our room here.
0:32.6	Yeah.
0:33.6	One double bed or two singles?
0:34.6	Or two doubles?
0:35.6	One double bed, please. Two doubles. Two double beds, please singles? Or two doubles. One double bed, please. Two doubles.
0:38.9	Two double beds, please.
0:40.5	Okay, two doubles, let's see.
0:43.0	How much extra is it for a time machine?
0:46.9	Oh, we're actually all out of time machine rooms.
0:51.7	You can come back yesterday and maybe...
0:53.9	Well, if I had a time machine, I could come back to yesterday.
0:56.5	Oh, you're right, you're right. Silly me.
0:58.7	How about a hot tub?
1:00.5	There are sometimes time machines.
1:02.1	It's true.
1:03.2	Well, we've got... Yep, we do have...
1:05.2	We have...
1:05.9	We have one cold tub, one zero-degree Kelvin tub, and one, oh, yeah, we have one hot tub.
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