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Space Cats Peace Turtles

Ep 101: This Imperium Life 05

Space Cats Peace Turtles

Matt Martens and Hunter Donaldson

Games, Leisure:games, Hobbies, Leisure

4.9663 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

We start the second season of the show off with a bang! It’s your stories! Your face! You’re responsible! It’s your fault! This Imperium Life, and it even gets an episode number. We’re really turning over a new leaf here. Anyways, enjoy your own mess.   Join in on the discussion here, on our Discord, or at our Board Game Geek Guild. Connect with us on Facebook and Twitter. And send us your in game moments for Play of the Week! and This Imperium Life at [email protected] We appreciate all of the feedback and discussion, but there are more ways you can contribute! If you want to join in and help us organize and record more games and tournaments, visit our Patreon

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0:00.0

From W.A.B.Y. Z. Chicago, it's This Imperium Life, distributed by Matt Martins and Hunter Donaldson.

0:08.4

I'm Ira Glass, and the theme of today's show is...

0:10.9

The deal is non-binding. We didn't resolve the transaction in the right timing window for it to even be binding.

0:15.4

Do you understand that?

0:16.1

Music by Ben Prunty, featuring Matt Martins and Hunter Donaldson. I'm Haqon.

0:45.4

I'm Haqqqqs, and we just revealed centralized galactic trade.

0:51.0

Needless to say, the table decided I was the main threat, even though all they had to do

0:55.5

was just not trade with me. Imperial and trade were gone.

0:59.9

Muwat took Diplo, so I take leadership, with very little hope since I only have unscorable

1:04.7

status-phase secret objectives.

1:06.7

Mu-Wat diplos his home system, he gets to nine with an action-phase secret, and already

1:10.7

has a

1:11.0

stage-one public objective in the bag. All he has to do is make sure I don't win before him.

1:17.5

By the end of the round, the last sabotage had been played. The fleet defending my home had been

1:22.3

destroyed twice, and all I had left to defend it was five PDS-2s and two or three ground forces per planet.

1:30.3

Muat brings a war sun, two destroyers, and a carrier with as many fighters and ground forces as possible,

1:36.3

so I use Graviton laser systems as my last hope to protect my home system.

1:41.3

Somehow, I score five hits, but Muat plays maneuvering jets. Hey, Muwatt, if you give me

1:48.8

four trade goods, I won't play direct hit on your war son. No, that'll just let you get 10

1:55.6

trade goods with your racial tech. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But this way, you'll have a war son to take my home.

2:01.5

I tell you what, instead of that, I'll sell you my direct hit for four trade goods.

2:07.5

He thinks for a moment.

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