Ep. 101—No Time to Diadem

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2021

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Fred Weasley was dead, to begin with. Sorry, we just had to remind you exactly what you’re getting into with this episode. But don’t worry! There’s also hellfire! And murder! And toxic workplaces! And snogging! And impossible moral conundrums! And bitchy ghosts! And PUNS ON PUNS ON PUNS! And a very limited amount of singing. This time: The Battle of Hogwarts Next time: The Elder Wand

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0:00.0	Hail Potter, we who are about to die salute you.
0:06.0	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Gladiators.
0:12.0	Hello, Minister!
0:15.0	Bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at thickness, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently
0:21.9	an awful discomfort.
0:23.4	Did I mention I'm resigning?
0:25.4	You're joking, Purse! shouted Fred.
0:29.4	Thickness had fallen to the ground with tiny spikes erupting all over him.
0:33.6	He seemed to be turning into some form of sea-urching.
0:37.1	Fred looked at Percy with glee.
0:39.2	You actually are joking, Perce.
0:41.1	I don't think I've heard you jokes since you were...
0:45.3	I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:46.8	And I'm Alex Dallenberg.
0:49.6	And there's an airplane going by.
0:52.5	But on the bright side, to the reviewer who said that you would stop listening until we
0:57.8	were able to not talk about our dog every 10 minutes, which first of all, like,
1:01.9	ouch, he's not here, so you won't hear him squeaking.
1:06.1	George went to daycare today.
1:07.6	Anyway, we're done talking about him.
1:09.0	This is for you, reviewer. Anyway, on this
1:12.8	podcast, you will not hear small, sharp barks. We are talking about a doozy of a chapter from
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