Hello, hello, hello, everybody.

Welcome back to 101 reasons why your child shouldn't have unfettered access to the internet.

Exhibit A, the show.

Exhibit B.

The Nelk Boys podcast probably.

Definitely.

That one's not even a joke.

That one I'm dead fucking serious about, okay?

Keep tabs on your children. You can't just let them run around willy-nilly making decisions for themselves. Children are stupid. Okay? I was a child once I could say it. Children are stupid. Okay?

God. One minute it's Coke, they're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed watching coca melon with their

eyes full of hope and wonder and then the next thing you know they go from coca melon to watching

somebody's melon get decapitated by a militia group somewhere in the middle east deep in a cave on

the dark web it is a a litanyer path.

You think it's, you think there's a lot of, a lot of wines in the road and different twists and

turns and no, my child would never, they will find a way.

Okay.

It all, it happens to children.

Maybe that was just me growing up in the early 2000s, and I'm dumping trauma upon the masses.

Okay?

Because you got there's always one weird kid in the class.

And he's like, hey, check this out.

You're like, oh, is that the new Mario?

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