EP. 101: I Was Intimate With A Man Before I Was Married

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0	I gotta be careful with this because there's a lot of people new they're listening to this
0:04.0	podcast. We had a ton of people that subscribe ever since this $500 contest that we did and so you don't really know me that well yet.
0:11.1	People that have been around for 101 episodes now, you know what you're getting
0:14.0	yourselves into. I'm just going to ask if you don't know me that well yet, you give this episode a chance
0:20.0	because the phrase of the episode that I want you to walk away with was I was intimate with a man
0:27.0	before I was married okay? Just be patient today. Hi my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:36.4	Not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.
0:41.4	And this is the certified Mama's Boy Podcast.
0:45.0	Welcome to the Certified Mama's Boy Podcast.
0:48.0	I'm Steve Kramer. And the good news is, is wild as that sounds,
0:52.0	um, this show is a feel as that sounds. This show is a feel good podcast and I do it with my mom so
0:56.7	it can't be that wild, right? It's live, laugh, love your mom and my co-host is my lovely mother,
1:02.4	Nancy Nancy.
1:03.3	Hi mom.
1:04.4	Hi honey.
1:06.2	Well we're talking about our screen time and I have not looked at mine a little bit
1:10.6	but I guarantee you that I'm probably have the most screen time of anybody
1:14.7	else listening to this podcast. I'll actually put that up to a challenge. There's nobody listening right now that has more
1:19.2	screen time than I do and I forget how to get here. I think you go to settings and then it's a setting and then screen times like it's like eight options now
1:27.7	Now, what is what is your screen time mom? My screen time is seven hours and nine minutes. Wow, that's a lot. 8% from last week. What am I doing?
1:40.0	I guess that's having fun with all the certified fans on
1:45.6	Facebook and posting my photos now that I've learned new skills from
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