Ep 101: Borg.org

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2014

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

The Sisyphus accidentally happens upon the Borg during their quarterly fundraising drive and no one changes the station in time and pretty soon the crew starts thinking about how they've always meant to assimilate but just never really got around to it and maybe this year is the year to finally just shell out to help fund the really great antonistic activities that the Borg can always be relied on to produce every single day whether it's on your commute or during your workout or just while you're doing chores around the house. Plus, that tote bag!

Featuring

Irene Marquette as Lt. Lady Cola

Leslie Nesbit as Borg Collective Members like You

Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, Borg Drone

Matt Young as Captain Julius Baxter, En. Greg, Lt.Cdr. Urg

Improvised on August 24th 2014 from a suggestion by Gregory Gallager via Facebook.

Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm Mrs. Borg.
0:13.4	I have the quarterly reports on all of our recent assimilations for you to review.
0:21.4	Oh, God.
0:22.9	How big is it?
0:24.3	Oh, there's so many assimilations.
0:26.9	We are bored.
0:28.2	Oh.
0:29.2	Well, put them on my desk.
0:32.2	Okay.
0:33.2	If you could, just get me a glass of liquid.
0:36.4	Oh, yes, of course. You're liquid and fluids.
0:39.3	Oh, yes. I need that.
0:41.3	Oh.
0:42.3	Thank God it's Friday, am I right?
0:44.3	Oh, God.
0:45.3	I mean, I...
0:46.3	Is this how our lives are?
0:48.3	Right.
0:49.3	How did we get here?
0:51.3	I don't know.
0:52.3	Last thing I remember, I was on my planet, my original planet.
0:57.0	I was six years old, and I was playing out in the field with my parents.
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