Good afternoon, good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I know that you have been unsatisfied with my response to the current violence in the United States of America.

As your leader, as your bigly leader who has the largest hands and longest tag in the history of word leader dumb, I'm here to tell you that I'm here to solve all your problems.

This is me, Trumpeter, the God has come up with a solution. That's what I do. I'm a smart guy, I'm a stable genius, I come up with solutions.

You black people complaining about violence and then there's violence with the guns and stuff like that so we fixed it. Check this out.

Me and my nigga stay and we got together, we came up with this deal by the year. What we're going to do is put a Wakandan black Panther in every school to protect the children.

I'm doing a little X thing right now with my arms, you can't see me because I have a little baby arms, but I'm doing a little Wakandan thing. We're going to put a black Panther every school and he's going to protect everybody.

Okay, boom problem solved, no more guns, no more nothing. The guy has sharp claws, he has great, what does he has ears, these ears here, things very well. I haven't seen the movie, I have the screener.

Sorry, listen to me, we're going to protect our children and protect Wakandan, Wakandan forever. Face up, how are you boy? It's episode one of the number one podcast in America.

And nationwide, put in the words to the fucking drop of pizza garbage. You're welcome.

Live from Red Bull Studio, New York.

I know for a fact, don't jump as Nazi like this.

You go get Baron for kidding.

Get the 3D glasses. Why would they have a black Panther night away Panther night? Make sure you get the popcorn, make them stop halfway, put the butter and put more popcorn.

It's good for the potential duty. I like to give a socky.

Yeah, your pizza should have been there.

By the way, popcorn just dripping into your pants all on your butt.

You're going to walk down the aisle with the lights. Come on. Some black teeth is going to see you and be like, hey, butter pants.

This nigga got pants made of butter.

Oh, I'm singing P on something. I forgot it.

Stop, I'm here. I'm on a date.

Stop, stop.

This is my goodger boss.

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