You're up with Bill Burr. It's been a while.

Playing the Count Basie Theater tonight in Red Bank, New Jersey.

Billber.com for all his tour dates.

For all your comedy needs.

You're pretty much away all summer, huh, Bill?

Yeah, I've got to pay off my death note.

Holy shit. No, I am, dude. I'm trying. Holy shit.

No, I am, dude.

I'm trying, like, that's my retirement.

I just, I'm going to just pay that thing off.

And then someday, you know, when this business is done with me, I'll just sell it.

And I don't know what.

Just go live off the land.

Well, live on one of those silver trailers. Yeah, at this point, if I'm not, you know, we're not in a police state and I'm required to live in a mega city.

I love it.

I can't stand the fact that you're never done.

You're never done with this shit.

Like when you say, oh, I'm retiring or I'm doing this you're still you can't the second

paperwork and fucking taxes and and things you're still you're still accountable to the government

for your property tax oh i paid my house off oh you did how about if you don't pay your property

tax they'll just take your fucking house that you paid off that you bought that is your house

really no the reason why it's so fucking long too

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