Ep 1002: Theo Von's Wildest Moments | Opie tapes

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2024

⏱️ 13 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Dive into the uproarious world of Theo Von with this must-listen montage of his most outrageous and funny moments from the Opie Radio show! From lifting weights with David Duke to his quirky takes on relationships and bizarre club memberships, Theo Von delivers non-stop laughter. Discover: Theo's unexpected gym buddy: David Duke! His unique perspective on what women shouldn't do. The hilarious yogurt-eating incident with Bryan Adams. The mysterious club that left Theo questioning his marital status. The shocking revelation about losing a thumb and its compensation. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and shocking revelations in this Theo Von comedy goldmine. Perfect for fans of stand-up comedy, Theo Von, and anyone looking for a good laugh!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Honestly, I don't want to see women picking their noses.
0:02.3	I don't think that they shouldn't be able to, but I'm...
0:04.2	You don't want to see it.
0:05.5	Yeah, I don't want to see it.
0:08.1	And I'm sorry, I've been hiding and keep it inside of myself, but I don't want to see it anymore.
0:12.3	My grandmother died with her...
0:14.0	I'm sure, honestly, a nose full of boogers.
0:16.6	I bet she had to breathe through her mouth for probably 40 years. Your grandmother? Yeah, but she never picked her nose, I bet.
0:21.9	How do you know?
0:22.8	I don't know.
0:23.3	Would your grandfather know?
0:24.4	He would know.
0:25.3	Yeah, I just never saw her do it.
0:26.7	She probably blew it out, though.
0:28.3	Yeah.
0:28.9	That's fair.
0:29.7	Nice snod rockets in the bathroom.
0:31.5	A little lady hanky kind of thing going. woke up at midnight or 2 a.m. Went out and blew it out. That's fine. That's okay.
0:39.4	Armadillo's age. They just call them Russian possums.
0:39.6	Yeah.
0:41.1	Because they're armored.
0:42.7	They were ready.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Gregg "Opie" Hughes, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Gregg "Opie" Hughes and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.