The economy for which, as the mainstream media have been telling me for months and months,

Barack Obama is solely responsible, and Donald Trump is not in any way responsible, has tanked.

We will analyze why stocks are down, and most importantly, who to blame.

Then, it's our 100th episode to celebrate we'll be using daily wires, incredible streaming technology

to interview future me, Michael from the 200th episode.

Boy, that is going to be great. I can't wait to see how incredible our show looks

by the 200th episode. Marshall, it ain't going to be great. I can't wait.

Then, Amanda Presto-Jacamo and Josh Yasma joined the panel of deplorables to discuss

Harvard's banning all single gender clubs, except for the female ones. Equality.

Hashtag equality. We will also discuss the English teacher who was fired and reported to a

counterterrorism agency for telling a lesbian student that God loves her, and finally, satanic yoga.

Then, because all nature is but art unknown to the, this day in history is both Ronald Reagan's

birthday and 73 years later, the day that the Gipper announced the Reagan doctrine we will cover it all.

I am Michael Knowles, and this is the Michael Knowles show.

There is a lot to get to today, especially me interviewing me from the 200th episode.

That's going to be pretty wild. I've never seen something like that before.

I wonder how much bigger our studio gets. It would be nice to get out of this broom closet.

We'll probably even be on network television by then. We'll get to that right away, but not before

we talk about man crates. I talk about man crates all the time. I love them. I have several man crates

products in my pocket right now to light up my stogies and probably a whiskey glass in there too,

just from last night, bumbling around. Man crates is excellent. Valentine's Day is coming up.

Giving your guy a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day is so, so boring. You should surprise him

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