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In five, four, three, two, one. What's up? You silly, silly, stupid sons of bitches. How you guys doing today?

We have a very, very special guest. I'm talking about the light skin princess from Virginia.

I'm talking about the silky head straight in this book.

Bozy Bozy, Ted. You know, you complimenting my hair is the best compliment.

Did I ever tell you about the one time that I almost push back my JK news shoot because I bought cheap weave?

And I was like, you're gonna get judged.

Dave is gonna come here because it wasn't bad. It was so bad.

I want to look at you. You got that 999 pack, dude.

Dude, yes. Super serious. I was trying to get something that was like, okay, well, yeah, I slowly

got to have the text message where I texted Tiff and I was like, is David gonna be the shoot?

And she was like, no, I think he's gonna be there. I was like, all right, I can still make it.

Oh my god. I'm serious. I almost sent it to you after this, too.

I'm gonna want to clown on you. I wanted to take you aside. It's like, you going through something?

Like, what's going on? Like, you got a couple of issues. What's going on?

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