Ep 1: Something About a Gorn (Remastered)

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2016

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Please Enjoy this Fifth anniversary re-release of our first episode.

The USS Sisyphus hosts a Gorn Ambassador.

Improvised February 27, 2011 from a suggestion by Pelle Beloq via Facebook

Edited by Nick Wagner
Remastered by Chris Rathjen for Improvised Star Trek's 5th Anniversary

Featuring

Griffen Eckstein as Cheif Engineer Fritz Fassbinder, Ambassador Klarr

Sean Kelley as Science Officer Crick Watson

Irene Marquette as Security Chief Lady Cola

Joseph Wolff Phillips as Counselor Japhy Whitman, Cockney Bartender

Chris Rathjen as First Officer Corbomite Hayes

Nick Wagner as Ensign Ch'arles Lorem, Admiral Johnson

Matt Young as Captain Julius V. Baxter

Transcript

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0:00.0	Something about a gorn.
0:04.0	Okay.
0:05.0	Well, Captain, you didn't have to invite me into your quarters.
0:26.1	Oh, I was happy to. It's always good to have ambassadors come to dinner with me, and we
0:33.8	get this chance to get to know each other a little more.
0:36.4	Uh, Captain, I just, um, sorry to interrupt in your quarters. Sorry. I just have to know, is this a female or male, gorn thing? I am a gorn. What, yeah, but, I mean... It's a really rude question to ask. Is it? Yeah. We don't know. Well, you don't just ask, though. Look, not all species have humans, you know, hang-ups about gender and sexual.
0:58.5	Clark?
0:59.0	Do you excuse us for a moment?
1:00.6	Yes.
1:01.4	Thank you.
1:02.5	Is it a chick or is it a dude?
1:04.0	I don't know.
1:05.1	All right?
1:05.7	We're going to have some drinks.
1:07.4	I'm going to lift up its tail and I'm going to find out.
1:09.9	All right.
1:10.6	Okay. drinks, I'm gonna lift up its tail and I'm gonna find out. All right. Okay, you better tell me as soon as you're laid out. Okay, but don't ask and do it in front of her again. All right. Commander Hayes to Ensign Lorham. Yes. You've been gone to the bathroom a long time. Did you, do you run off to do that gorn thing? Because I told you, you have to leave the captain alone.
1:28.4	Yeah, no.
1:29.8	It's fine.
1:31.1	I just have a really...
1:33.1	Charles, get out of here.
1:34.6	All right, I'm going, all right.
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