Ep 1: James Blunt, vibrators and a French Horn | Part 1
Private Parts
Peter Cowley
4.7 • 3.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Hello and welcome to the all-new Private Parts. This is the podcast where nothing is off limits.
Each week, join comedian Tom Lucy and one of London's premiere lube sales people, Liv Bentley, as they read the most intimate and sordid details of their lives from their diaries.
This week, Tom and Liv chat all about James Blunt, vibrators and whether they would ever f*ck a shark. Plus, we hear about Tom's morbid experience with his dad's will.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and This is the podcast where nothing is off limits. Each week we will read the most intimate and |
| 0:16.0 | sordid details of our lives from our diaries. Yes, how exciting. How exciting. |
| 0:22.1 | How exciting. How exciting. Live, you're joining private parts family, how does it feel? |
| 0:28.0 | Is this a dream come true for you? It is. I've always wanted to be on private parts. |
| 0:31.0 | Yeah, it is every made in Chelsea star stream. This is huge, |
| 0:36.1 | huge. Huge. I think this is huge. We are with one of London's premier lube sales people. |
| 0:41.9 | We're thrilled to have you here. Have you bought lube with you? |
| 0:44.1 | I actually bought your lube? I know because you sent some to my house and it didn't arrive. |
| 0:47.6 | I've bought two for you. So you've actually bought a load of lube with you. It's very on brand. |
| 0:52.1 | How much lube have you bought with you? |
| 0:53.6 | Let's get straight into the lube chat. |
| 0:55.2 | We're not even... |
| 0:56.3 | Should I get it out? |
| 0:57.3 | I'll get it for you. |
| 0:58.3 | Get me the lube. |
| 0:59.3 | They got a high end. |
| 1:00.3 | Well, it's sort of posh lube, isn't it? |
| 1:02.3 | Posh lube. Posh lube sort of posh lube, isn't it? Posh lube. |
| 1:03.0 | Posh lube for a posh wank. |
| 1:05.0 | Do you just travel around with these in your bag all the time? |
| 1:08.0 | I did, just in case I see someone who looked a bit like they need it. |
| 1:10.0 | The premise of the bottles like that is we wanted it to look almost like a perfume bottle so there's no like embarrassment |
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