Ep. 1 - He Accidentally Asked Out 5 Girls
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Welcome to Bropostles, the only podcast that takes their faith seriously, (but not themselves) in this episode, the boys give advice on what to do when you're not interested in a guy but he keeps wanting to hangout with you, what to do if when there is a difference in emotion in a relationship and how to handle asking out 5 women at the same time...
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to BroPossils Episode 1, the comedy advice show for Catholics who take their faith seriously, but not themselves. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm Ethan. |
| 0:08.0 | And I'm Patrick. This is such an exciting day. |
| 0:12.0 | The most exciting day. |
| 0:14.0 | We've been preparing for this for a long time, but our listeners are getting whiplash. |
| 0:17.0 | The people who didn't listen to last week's episode are like, hold on, why is this new podcast going into my, why am I getting a notification for a podcast I've never subscribed to before? Why are there strange men in my RSS feed? Get them out of here. This is either going to be great or this is going to be our worst listen to episode ever because people are going to be like, what is this? We're going to blast it all over the airwaves. And I think we're in we're in we're safe. I think we're going to be fine. |
| 0:41.3 | You think we're going to be like, what is this? We're going to blast it all over the airwaves. And I think we're in, we're safe. I think we're going to be fine. You think we're good? So last week we announced the rebrand, right? We're no longer the crunch. We are now bro apostles. Sad, but it's the reality. But since then, I've seen not one, not two, but maybe three articles talking about how many people are converting to Catholicism. |
| 0:58.8 | I'm not saying. |
| 1:00.4 | They say correlation is causation. |
| 1:02.7 | So, I mean, maybe we've already succeeded in our mission. |
| 1:06.2 | Maybe we've already made the whole world Catholic, I guess. |
| 1:09.0 | So what I'm trying to say is you're welcome, |
| 1:11.5 | basically. And sorry to all the people who were, who thought that Catholicism was dead. It's not. |
| 1:18.7 | I do. It's back. Catholicism is back. I, I'm, I'm very pleased to announce this. I was talking |
| 1:24.6 | about people on Twitter today and yesterday because a lot of, I think |
| 1:29.2 | Catholic apologists for years have been on like the defense. Like since the 90s, even 30 years ago, |
| 1:37.3 | the idea was, oh, Catholicism is struggling and we got a fight to prove that that we're right. |
| 1:44.6 | But I just think that's a defeatist attitude. |
| 1:47.9 | We're a quarter of the U.S. population is Catholic. |
| 1:50.7 | They might not be perfect, but I think we're winning. |
| 1:54.5 | We're winning. |
| 1:55.2 | We're going to win. |
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