Wow, welcome guys. Welcome to the very first episode of the Bard and Geo podcast

with a working title of Crazy Men, Normal Woman, which basically explains and describes our relationship to the T because I'm...

Why am I the crazy one?

I mean look at what you do for a living.

Like you're the entertainer.

You're the one that always has the wild ideas.

I'm just there to support and facilitate and help you.

But aren't you crazy for being with a crazy guy?

I mean, I'm sure there's a part of me that's crazy for sure because you have to...

Like Kaleil is crazy as fuck for being with with body. But she's still very normal.

But yeah, she did talk about jacking off a German Shepherd or something.

That was a Filipino tradition.

I've never jacked any dogs off.

I've done it not till echagulation. You never told me this. You

jacked off a dog? I mean technically if you want to be really technical. Can you?

I kind of... What's so funny?

This is why you're the freaking crazy man.

Because like, you never tell me these things.

So like Tyson, for example,

like Tyson, you know, like dogs have a hard lipstick, right?

Yes, because they literally have a bone in their dick.

So they have a bone, yeah, and their boner, and sometimes it just slides out and slides back in.

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