Ep 093 : My Brother - CLASSIC CLIP - Craig Saunders talks Star Wars, KISS & breakdancing
Steele Wars : Star Wars Podcast
Steele Saunders
4.5 • 524 Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2016
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
My brother Craig Saunders talks childhood Star Wars memories. Why Luke should've listened to Yoda, KISS & breakdancing on Rosebud's mean streets!
Why did Danny read the Phantom Menace novel in the cinema before the Phantom Menace premiere and Steele's vendetta with Angela Bishop.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, welcome to Steel Wars. I am comedian Steel Saunders and I do love Star Wars. Please enjoy this |
| 0:08.8 | classic clip which is available in full at patreon.com forward slash steel wars. |
| 0:20.2 | A quick warning, there is some occasional course language, so if you are around sensitive ears or are easily offended, move along to another Steel Wars episode. |
| 0:29.6 | This is not the podcast you are looking for. |
| 0:35.5 | What character did you like in the film? |
| 0:38.0 | Well, Luke Skywalker was, you know, like when I think of who I ended up aligning |
| 0:45.1 | myself with all the time, it was Luke Skywalker, even though he used to shit me sometimes |
| 0:50.6 | because he, you know, because he, you know, like he could be a bit of a sook and, you know, |
| 0:57.6 | and, and, and, like, not, like, not listen to Yoda. |
| 1:00.5 | Well, I reckon, if it was me, he just listened to everything Yoda says, and if he |
| 1:06.8 | stuff something up, you got one on him. |
| 1:09.5 | Because I reckon the best thing you could ever have is one on Yola, isn't it? |
| 1:13.2 | Like you go, so just listen to everything. |
| 1:15.4 | He says, do it all. |
| 1:17.4 | And then if it doesn't work out, you go, oh, well, you know, the smart as you thought you were, really? |
| 1:27.2 | That's amazing. |
| 1:28.4 | Rather than argue with him and then go, you know, get all in this drama. |
| 1:32.3 | So if I was Luke Skywalker, that's what I would have done. |
| 1:34.6 | Just do what Yoda says. |
| 1:36.6 | Try and get a couple up on him. |
| 1:38.3 | If you can, you laugh at him. |
| 1:40.2 | Oh, man, that's such a good theory. |
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