Ep. 09: "He Was Apparently a Talented Baker"
Roderick on the Line
Merlin Mann
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2011
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
The Problems: the dolory of John’s wet and unrakeable leaves; some nuanced aspects around fulfilling The Belgian Promise; Kim Gordon’s sassy and industry-ruining boas; solving an Argentinian heiress’s mystery on the pampas; new ways to make iced tea while your kids are in rehab; the passing of Maurice; the challenge of becoming a truly memorable serial killer when saddled with just two names; one stinky Nigerian Prince and the weltanschauung he brings to organizing a Goodwill; mothballs, mildew, and dreams deferred; the timeless advice Merlin shared with his infant daughter; how Merlin helps by taxonomizing his toddler daughter’s toys; how John will eventually help by explaining this process to Merlin’s teenage daughter; why St. Paul was definitely a Taurus and probably a komodo dragon; scouring every molecule of the Duritz from Jennifer Aniston’s bath tub; choosing John Roderick to block; marching orders for The Salivation Army; Merlin discusses something pelvically; the bespoke wardrobe of Philadelphia’s most pretty-wristed dandy; The Story of O’s self-enlightened snacks; exploring the artisanal baked goods of Alaska’s busy bush pilots; Merlin’s numerous confusions about Zooey Deschanel (SAY: “/ˈzoʊ.iː deɪʃəˈnɛl/ zoh-ee day-shə-nel”); thoughts from John’s Mom on the controversial versatility of Meg Ryan; tips for insulating potted plants for winter; swerving around John on the road to Damascus; balloons v. bottles in the service of optimistic correspondence; why Lenin secretly never peed on fruit juice; John’s plaintive voi ch’entrate regarding opening any ladies’ magazines; a renewed interest in shiny ladies in big shoes standing on ladders (a/k/a “Ladder Girls”); and the pressing need to attach a proper Boswell to John’s Johnson.
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Roderick on the Line Ep. 09 Show Notes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello. Hi John, how are you? Hi John, how are you? Hi, Merlin. I'm |
| 0:09.1 | I'm fine. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 0:12.3 | Yeah. Sound. Yeah. |
| 0:14.0 | Sound Dolorous. |
| 0:17.0 | You know, uh, I, uh, this is the time of year for delir. |
| 0:22.0 | But I'm, uh, yeah, two days ago I raked all the leaves in my yard and I literally. I literally |
| 0:30.9 | raked all the leaves in my yard, all the leaves that were there then, and I put them in piles, and I said to myself, as one does, I said, you had better pick these leaves up now before it rains. |
| 0:44.5 | And then I got distracted by a butterfly or something. |
| 0:48.2 | Something distracted me. |
| 0:50.6 | And now I woke up this morning and it's raining. It's raining on all of my leaf piles. |
| 0:55.0 | Which means that... |
| 0:58.0 | Well, what is that, I mean, is that like when you wash your car and it rains? I mean just disperse the leaves. They're no fun to jump in. |
| 1:04.0 | What's the... Well, there's no fun to jump in for sure, but no, no I have to... I can't rake them anymore. |
| 1:09.2 | I have to pick them up with a shovel. A giant, a giant piles of soggy wet decaying leaves. It's a whole different game now. |
| 1:18.0 | I would have to guess knowing you, I feel I feel I know you somewhat well I could see |
| 1:24.7 | you just on a philosophical level raking leaves as part of a larger process. |
| 1:29.3 | That's absolutely true. Okay is that the only part is this partly as a homeowner? |
| 1:33.4 | Is it a fire hazard? |
| 1:35.4 | You want to keep the the leaf people out of your yard picking around? |
| 1:39.4 | Well, there's a couple of reasons that I don't subcontract this leaf raking business. One of them is that I... of at alpa tree are great for producing loamy compost in the spring. |
| 1:58.2 | And also I use the leaves to insulate potted plants that I leave outside over the winter. |
| 2:06.0 | Wow. |
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