Ep 036 : LIVE! Steven Gates & Jonathan Schuster - CLASSIC CLIP - Gatesy & his band Tripod has "appeared" in the EU & is trying to be TOTALLY EP VII spoiler free
Steele Wars : Star Wars Podcast
Steele Saunders
4.5 • 524 Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2015
⏱️ 14 minutes
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Gatesy & his band Tripod has "appeared" in the EU & is trying to be TOTALLY EP VII spoiler free. Jonathan Schuster is one of Steele's favourite comedians who's "Star Wars curious'.
We talk Tripod's early Star Wars references and we try to fake spoil the The Force Awakens to Gatesy with some very dubious rumours.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, welcome to Steel Wars. I am comedian Steel Saunders and I do love Star Wars. Please enjoy this |
| 0:08.8 | classic clip which is available in full at patreon.com forward slash steel wars. |
| 0:20.2 | A quick warning, there is some occasional course language, so if you are around sensitive ears or are easily offended, move along to another Steel Wars episode. |
| 0:29.6 | This is not the podcast you are looking for. |
| 0:35.6 | This episode, we've got to be very cautious because one of our guests is trying to stay spoiler-free, totally spoiler-free for the new film. |
| 0:48.2 | So if you've got questions at the end, you've got to make sure that they're very... |
| 0:53.5 | This guy's very powerful in show |
| 0:55.2 | business and he can crush me. Okay. |
| 1:00.8 | Please welcome one of our guests from Tripod, Stephen Gates. It's Gatesy. And our other |
| 1:07.6 | guest, one of our most controversial, it's Jonathan Schuster. |
| 1:11.8 | The Shoots! |
| 1:14.7 | So how are we going to do this? |
| 1:16.1 | Because you usually talk about the actors and stuff in the new one. |
| 1:19.8 | How are we going to do this podcast with that? |
| 1:21.5 | You haven't even seen the trailer. |
| 1:23.0 | No, no, no, no. |
| 1:25.0 | I'm trailer-free. |
| 1:30.5 | I've been trailer-free now for 18 months. |
| 1:36.5 | That's pretty good. You were a trailer-free a year before the trailer came out. |
| 1:39.0 | We were all trailer-free for the first year. I'm all trailer-free. Star Wars does mean a lot to me, and so I'm not going to see or hear about one thing. Okay, because I went to see Guardians of the Galaxy with, I hadn't seen the trailer. Same. And I knew it was a comic book. And I sort of went more out of, like I always go see the Marvel films, but we went more because we were in LA and we wanted to go to the arc light, which is just an amazing film experience. It's like, it makes you want to dress up to go to the cinema. It's a very classy place, and they do it super well. And after the film, they actually had a bonus feature. Right. They had interviews with the stars of Galaxy, I mean, Guardians of the Galaxy. It was like a DVD. It was awesome. It was so good. After the film you saw. Yeah, like right after, like after the credits and the and the secret thing. So you saw The Guardians of the Galaxy completely cold. You didn't know anything about it. You hadn't seen a thing. Nah. How good is it? It's just much better. |
| 2:35.2 | Yeah. |
| 2:35.7 | I don't even want to know who's in it. |
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