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The Trawl

Ep 033: Ding Dong Zahawi's gone, Sam Smith's bits and Brits and Poundshop Farage

The Trawl

Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

Politics, Government, News

4.6708 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2023

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Jemma and Marina discuss the latest Sam Smith video which is causing a lot of pearl clutching in certain circles. But is it any more outrageous than thousands of other videos that have gone before? This leads into the bizarre fact that not one woman has been nominated for Best Artist at this year's Brits. Oops.  Then - Zahawi's been sacked as Chairman of the Conservative party. Yes! But he's still an MP. Oh.  Any small win is cancelled out by the heinous behaviour displayed by Jonathan Gullis in Parliament. Marina and Jemma reveal what his reaction was to hearing that 200 migrant children have gone missing whilst under the supposed care of The Home Office.  To lighten the mood again, there's an Under Rated Tweet of The Week, a Lord of the Week and a Pudding - always a pudding.  Seen a great tweet? Tweet us @TheTrawlPodcast Follow @MarinaPurkiss and @jemmaforteon Twitter and @jemmaforte on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Tax Act can think of a million things more fun than filing taxes.

0:20.0

Tax Act is going to name some now.

0:22.8

Sitting in traffic. Folding a fitted bed sheet. Listening to your coworker talk about his fantasy

0:29.2

team. Digging a hole. Digging an even larger hole next to that original hole. Unfortunately,

0:36.1

Tax Act's filing software can't make taxes fun, but Tax Act

0:40.6

can help you get them done. Tax Act, let's get them over with.

0:45.6

Who's clearly bent on establishing himself as some kind of conservative party pound shop forage.

0:52.9

Hello, and welcome to The Trawl where we we scroll through social media so you don't have to.

0:58.2

I'm Gemma Forte.

0:59.6

And I'm Marina Perkis and today's trawl promises to be juicier than a carton of Ribina.

1:05.0

But first, have a pat on the back, all of you, with this tweet from Simon Harris,

1:10.0

Man Behaving Dadley, who said,

1:11.9

shout out to everyone getting paid today who has managed to stretch their festive money all the way

1:17.2

until the 147th of January. Well done, team. Right, let's get straight into it and get started

1:24.1

with a clip from Good Morning Britain, which should be entitled Brass Neck.

1:30.1

It's the moment when Susanna Reid gave Matt Hancock

1:32.6

the kind of interview he deserves,

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