While Andrew and Craig believe the joy of discovery is crucial to enjoying any well told tale,

they will not shy away from spoiling specific story beats when necessary.

Plus, these are books you should have read by now.

I'm trying to think of Lauren, I do anything similar.

I don't know what it is. There is a similar, like, what if you didn't do that?

I don't know exactly. I don't think we say that.

I think that's the thing that you do. You do that to people.

Well, I do. I'd say, and I didn't even notice this until you guys started making fun of me for it,

but I will tell people that they don't need to do something if they don't want.

That is exactly what you do.

Can you give me an example? What could I do that's annoying right now?

What can you, oh, I don't know.

You could stop making that noise if you want.

That's pretty much how I roll.

Would that work if you were a parent?

Do you think that would work on your kid?

I definitely, rather it worked or not, I definitely would try it.

You would do it.

My wording leaves ambiguity.

I'm actually trying to give them the option, which I totally am not.

You did that to a two-year-old. You'd be boned.

But I want to.

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