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POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

EP 020 - Little Caesars is My Savior

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8617 Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

TWENNY TWEN TWEN:

  • B-Dubs is Back
  • Anaconda, the movie, stoned, twice
  • 2 Boyz on a Scooter
  • Broken Ass Phone
  • Man's life ruined by Little Caesar's closing inside Kmart.
  • Waffle House Strip Club
  • Mouse on the Moon
  • Waterbed Pee Situaish

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0:00.0

Have you not gotten anything for Valentine's Day yet?

0:03.7

Well, you need to go over to Power Moves with Mike Burns.com for great Tines Day gifts.

0:09.0

You can order by February 1st for 14th delivery on U.S. orders,

0:13.9

and you can take 20% off all apparel, including the Carnal Passion's Tees with checkout code Tynes 20, etc cetera, et cetera. Is that a good read, Brooks? I honestly thought you had a real sponsor for a second. That's how good it was. It was fantastic. I'm my own sponsor. No, that's great. Look, man, I'll direct some people over at entry level over there. I don't have got any sponsors this week. So you got it. Yeah, if you're, if you're a lady daddy and you're a big fan and your, uh, your, uh, your,

0:40.7

uh, your, your, uh, your betrothed is not. Tell them, hey, go get me one of these carnal passions teas or give me one of the, give me one. It's all apparel. So you can get one of the sweatshirts, just not the pillows, not the over all overprint Carl T's because those take too long and then you'll be like,

0:54.5

why didn't this show up in the mail? And then you'll be sad. But I can, they've told me that if you

0:58.8

order by February 1st, you use tines 20, you'll get that shit by Valentine's Day. And oh boy,

1:04.6

what a treat. What a treat. I also want to give a shout out to everybody who's left

1:10.2

great five-star reviews on iTunes.

1:13.5

It just means the world to me makes me feel loved and special.

1:17.6

We got one from Tiu Fuku, which one, everyone's name on iTunes is just nonsense.

1:23.4

Mine is Brooks Wienle.

1:24.5

Right, but everyone who, like just regular, regular folks, they leave. I'm a regular folk. I made my iTunes account in college. Well, a lot of people, they made up something that they liked then. They're like instant messenger name from eighth grade. Right. Like this one, Power Moves is my thing, five stars. My husband insisted I listened to this this podcast and after 10 minutes of episode 12

1:45.4

i was hooked restarted at the beginning and it's pure gold thank you this is from power moves

1:52.0

see someone's handle is power moves maybe you get to just make it i don't know how it works i don't

1:56.5

know how technology here's what's not right i don't read this one broadcast and i've never left a

2:00.6

review for someone's else podcast right that's not right. I don't read this one for us. I've never left a review for someone else's podcast. Right. That's not true. The review is trash show for trash

2:05.9

humans. Finally a place I can let my gut hang out and relax, but don't have to feel bad about

2:10.4

being a lady daddy. This show is accepting of all trash humans. There you go. Better than

2:15.7

laser tag. I look forward to this fun chill, ear chill,

2:18.9

treat every Friday morning. The fun bits I needed a job I dislike. So thanks guys for the laughs.

2:24.3

I appreciate it. You should read a funniest review. Whoever can leave the funniest review.

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