guess who's back daddy's B-dubs Brooks Wheeling is back hey I've been in Mexico and in Philly

and I just blew my fucking tire getting a sandwich how did this happen I was with my friend

and we were going to go get Taco Bell because we're feeling just like being pieces of

trash and then driving there we decided we wanted Jimmy Johns.

And that was probably a $500 mistake.

And how much was your last sandwich you bought from Which Witch, which?

Okay, when I went to Which Witch, I ran inside, come out, get an $87 ticket.

This time I see a good spot on Hollywood Boulevard, Hollywood, and is that road right there? Whatever. Trash Road. Yeah, Hollywood and Trash Road. No, now I'm mad at myself for not being able to think of it. Who gives the fuck? It's where the Hollywood and whatever, where the Jimmy Johns is right next to the in and out. We don't have a Jimmy Johns by our house. It's a huge hassle. We can't get it freaky fast delivered. We have to like go park in a major tourist area or drive down to Wilshire and Park where there's no parking spaces. There's no parking. It's impossible to get fucking Jimmy Jones. So I saw a parking spot on the street, street parking. I was like dope. Amazing. Right outside. I literally was like, all right. and I i go to pull up there's a fucking piece of like metal there's a metal sheet sticking out from the

fucking curb like they had like wrapped the curb but not like it wasn't like flush with the curb

so when i went when i grazed the fucking curb it just my tire blew up like boom like I was like

I thought I hit a car but I didn't know how because I was like just on the side of the road

and then I realized it was like my car just starts sinking I was like oh I just blew my fucking

tire so but then I exploded it exploded it exploded the tire but it's not the first time it happened. I changed it pretty quick and still went in and got a sandwich. What kind of sandwich did you get? I got the turkey tom, number four, please. Did you get two? Instead of getting two, I started getting the giant, which is two, but it's only like $10. Then they get two sandwiches. So you get a giant and a turkey tom. No, no, I got the giant, a giant, which is two, but it's only like $10, then they get two sandwiches.

So you get a giant and a turkey tom? No, no, I got the giant, a giant turkey tom. Oh, two sandwiches. I didn't know that. It's a great deal, yeah. It's a bigger sandwich. It's 1085 versus like seven. Is it longer or thicker? It's just two in a row. Normally for one sandwich, they cut a giant in half. Yeah. So you just get two sandwiches for $10.80.

Well, shit. I haven't had one of those because whenever I get Jimmy Johns, Melissa gets it from downtown, from her work.

She gets delivered to her office and then brings it home as a lovely treat for me for being a good boy.

You look like a psycho when you're walking around with a giant, though.

Yeah, but you also look like, you know, new sheriff in town.

Yeah, you look like, hey, well, we did go into Starbucks with our sandwiches. Yeah. Like you could beat someone to death. No, and the guy goes, whoa. He's like, oh, right. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, it was an instant. I was like blew my tire, had to fix it, impressed some construction workers because they were like,

we're already dirty. Do you want us to just knock this? Yeah. And I was like, yeah, it was instant. I was like, blew my tire, had to fix it, impressed some construction workers because

they were like, we're already dirty.

Do you want to just knock this out for you? And I was like, I got this. I'm dressed like a fucking hipster bitch, but I got this. And B-dubs. I know what I'm doing. Yeah, exactly. This is my first rodeo motherfucker. It wasn't the first time I've blown a tire in Hollywood, uh, because we did it one time

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