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Menace to society it is August 1st

2019 for patreon members or August 2nd for the rest of you's it is also the first weekend of football

Yeah, buddy. How about that Broncos Falcons tonight, huh?

I'm so pumped. I don't know. Pick in the Falcons. Yeah, here's a question or either of you dumb enough to put money on a preseason game

That's what I want to know. I think he is. I'm not I never have

Well, see huh

It also is if you're a gamer or have a child who plays video games it is day one of season 10 on fortnight

Yeah, I know this because every time a new season comes out my nine year old is up at 5 30 in the morning asking me

Can I upgrade it? Can I upgrade it?

But I will say just a little current events you see that whatever 16 year old kid won three bills yes

Yeah, three million dollars for playing fortnight

Makes it hard on parents like how do you tell your kid go go play baseball? He's like dad

I want to be a millionaire. Yeah, I was reading he signed a deal with an eSports company

Yeah, he's gonna take home about 2.4 million and the company's gonna take home about 600,000

Yeah, it's it's it's

Gaming is ridiculous

Your homework and get on fortnight. All right, but it's just like it used to be you could say that's gonna rot your brain

What are you ever gonna get out of that and be like okay, mom?

And you've got side to play backyard football now. It's like what are you ever gonna get out of it and kid?

Look at you and say three million dollars and you're like that shit

Well, just just for reference Tiger Woods took home two points seven million dollars for winning masters

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