So, Daddies.

Today on the program we talk about our new Power Moves workout plan, Coleslaw, a hillpilly

with zombie teeth, a guy who stabbed his irritating coworker, a baby fight club, how it's

raining dildos and Buffalo.

We've got a follow up to the My Pillow Guy and another extreme tale of work defecation.

You're listening to Power Moves with the captain on WLZN, Mid-Michigan's

finest rock. Let's do this. Yeah, we're making power moves. Rock in a Detroit groove.

To some American dudes, I'll make it power moves. Straight out of Grand Block, michigan rockin a cold one in each hand

my buddy david and our americans just making power moves ripping heaters and chugging paps now he lied

with no clasp blown shit up and chasing ass yeah we're making power Yeah, we're making power moves. Yeah, we're making power moves.

Right to a Detroit groove. It's all American dudes. I'm making power moves. Yeah.

All right. Welcome to Power Moves. I am Mike Burns. And with me, as always, is B-Dubs, Brooks Wheeling. What's up, my man?

Nothing. You switched it up. Yeah, I did. I like it. I like a little, I like a tease. It's fun. It's nice. It's a good tease.

It's a nice little tease. I think it's a solid idea, a great idea. Because, I mean, you're going to hit 2,000 to 10,000 episodes. There's not that many great promos out there. Right. You got to start making your own. I can't do 10,000. Also, I really wanted to do a macho man promo this week. And you know what? I'm just not going to do it justice it's like when i did it's like when i did the alan iverson promo i did it in my regular voice which which was an artistic choice but it wasn't necessarily great i will admit that that was not the best thing that i've've ever done. I had my CDs stolen out of my car one time, and one of those CDs was the Be a Man, macho man rap album. Oh, yeah. And I was bummed because I couldn't find it anywhere else. It was no longer at Sam Goody. I bought that at Reckless Records in Chicago. Be a man, Hogan. Come on, don't be scurred.

I bought it with macho.

That's what I heard.

I bought it in the used section, and I think it was like two bucks. Oh, I got it. As a joke. I got it the day it came out. I was fucking stoked. Wow. Yeah, he's got perfect friend on there. That's a solid song where he's like,

he was my perfect friend right there.

He goes,

this one goes out to my real close friend and buddy,

Kurt Henning,

aka Mr.

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