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🗓️ 28 May 2015
⏱️ 33 minutes
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There's so much to cover this week! Where to start?! Where to begin?! Interrobang?! So, Neville Longbottom done got sexy y'all. Travis just found out there's gonna be an Independence Day 2 and he is calmly losing his mind about it. Dwayne "Formerly Know as The Rock" Johnson lined up 105 people and did something record breaking with them. An artist might be selling screen caps of your Instagrams for $90,000. Apparently the Internet has decided to be upset about racially blind casting. What are the odds that your job could be done by a robot in 20 years? And finally: IF YOU MASTURBATE YOUR HANDS WILL GET PREGNANT IN THE AFTERLIFE (according to one Televangelist). All that plus our Wi-Five of the week. It's a pretty crazy episode y'all and you should share it with someone you love!
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0:00.0 | This week, selfies with fans, stolen grams, and pregnant hands. |
0:06.0 | I'm Brent Black. I'm Travis McElroy, and I'm a cute little finger baby, with trends like these. |
0:13.0 | Hello Brent. |
0:14.0 | Travis. |
0:16.0 | Hello Brent. |
0:24.4 | Travis, it's Thursday. You want to do a podcast? |
0:27.2 | I guess I didn't have anything else planned today. |
0:30.2 | Yeah, Thursday, you know, what can you say? Actually, to be fair, we record on Wednesday, just so... No, you're pulling back the curtain. I, that's what I'm good at. There's something... There's a couple of things I wanted to bring up real quick, not as full stories, but just a little tid bits. |
0:45.8 | Okay. Hit me with the bits. |
0:48.2 | Speaking of bits, the dude who played Neville Longbottom, Matthew Lewis did a photo shoot that got a lot of buzz this week |
0:56.1 | Because like he looks really fit and he's showing off like his dig bulge and stuff |
1:00.5 | Uh huh well what was very interesting to me about it was JK Ralling's response of basically being like, |
1:06.3 | well, warn me next time, for God's sake, didn't expect to see this, which is like a, |
1:11.1 | it's like, I felt it was like a weird ant chiming in like oh J K |
1:16.4 | Rowling please don't talk about Matthew Lewis is like semi-nude posing I don't. I feel like JK Rowling is like the author version of |
1:27.2 | Amyli Cyrus. Like, you know, she's been doing this kid stuff for years, but now she's |
1:31.7 | breaking out. She going to be an adult |
1:33.3 | she even like had that whole thing about writing kind of an adult book that's |
1:36.4 | you know disappointed all those people and now I feel like she's scaling it back to like oh |
1:40.0 | I can't handle a dick bulge come on another piece of interesting news this week there was |
1:45.8 | released some set photos from Independence Day 2 featuring Jeff Goldblum on set. |
1:52.5 | That's pretty cool. |
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