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Alright, first night of the tour, I love the title Blotto Biography, but then the more I thought about it it seemed to clever.

Maybe it'll grow on me again, but the first one was in Houston, Texas, with Rob Mungle amongst others, perhaps? I don't know.

One day I'll do a podcast about not remembering doing my podcast.

Oh yeah, Jack and Tino is there.

Yeah, that's one. I don't know how long it lasts.

Fast me the lampshade I'm drunk again.

Blue my drug money on a quarter gin.

Well, I am a cultured man with tastes discriminating, but I'll settle for a tall glass of anything.

Well, I love with love and death and darkness.

If I'm a bad drunk well, it's not for lack of practice.

There is no, this is no modern romance, because I'm going home in a fucking ambulance.

Well, am I the only one drinking tonight?

The only one drinking tonight?

Spring break, young bro, it's spring.

Now I'm the only one.

All right, people, welcome to another episode of What the Heck.

I'm Doug Stanhope. What's up?

All you, what the hecksters, what the heckstables, what the hecklers, what the hexakins, what the hecktards, you know.

Still trying to quit smoke and haven't succeeded yet.

Can I give it another nine minutes about that?

Then we'll get to the guest that you wanted to hear.

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