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🗓️ 27 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | My entitled friend demands that we go vegan for Thanksgiving, claiming that if we're eating at her house for Thanksgiving, |
| 0:06.0 | then we're required to go 100% vegan, with no exceptions being allowed. |
| 0:10.0 | So, I decided to back out and accidentally start a movement amongst my friend group that resulted in everybody backing out of her stupid Thanksgiving dinner, |
| 0:18.0 | which then caused my vegan friend to freak out on me |
| 0:20.9 | and try to turn everybody against me. Here's what happened. Okay, so I have a friend who went |
| 0:25.3 | vegan about 10 years ago, and we've been friends for over 20 years now. We have a large group of |
| 0:30.3 | friends of about 20 people, and there are a few of us that switch off cooking dinner on Thanksgiving |
| 0:34.8 | for whoever's in town. Now ever since my friend who we will |
| 0:37.9 | call Anne went vegan, we've always accommodated her dietary restrictions with at the very |
| 0:42.9 | least some kind of tofu turkey that she can eat, as well as one side dish and one dessert being |
| 0:47.7 | strictly vegan. This year, Anne jumped in early and for the first time ever said that she |
| 0:52.3 | wanted to cook Thanksgiving dinner this year. |
| 0:54.5 | And that honestly wasn't a problem until she informed us in the group chat that the dinner |
| 0:58.6 | will be 100% vegan. Some of us offered to bring some omnivore offerings, including a turkey, |
| 1:04.3 | but she insisted that we eat vegan while at her house. She declared that vegan food tastes |
| 1:09.1 | exactly the same as omnivore food. But guess what? |
| 1:11.9 | It definitely doesn't. I've been to her house and choked down bean burgers and chocolate cake |
| 1:16.3 | and probably a dozen other meals, each of which she insisted tasted just like the real thing. |
| 1:21.8 | She even tried to fool me once with a Beyond Burger, insisting that it was a real hamburger. |
| 1:26.5 | I have only found a limited number of |
| 1:28.1 | vegan dishes that I actually enjoy, and none of them have ever been made by her. So, after |
| 1:32.9 | thinking it over and discussing it with my husband, we decided to privately tell her that we were |
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