Entitled Teenagers DESTROY my Car so I ARREST THEM
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 26 March 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Three entitled teenagers intentionally start to destroy my car, all while I'm driving down the street. |
| 0:05.9 | So I called the cops, press charges against these teenagers, and ended up getting all three of them put in jail. |
| 0:11.8 | And at the end of the day, it's all entirely their own fault. |
| 0:15.2 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:16.1 | So this all starts out with a mutual friend by the name of Ben. |
| 0:19.2 | He was driving himself down Johnson Road, and Johnson Road was one of those uncommon roads in |
| 0:24.4 | suburbia that was kind of narrow. |
| 0:26.4 | As he was driving, there were these three teenagers, ranging from 16 to 19 years old, |
| 0:31.6 | walking shoulder to shoulder along the road with their backs to his car. |
| 0:35.7 | Not trying to hit them, Ben moved to the far left side to avoid them, |
| 0:39.5 | and give them enough space so that he could pass. |
| 0:42.0 | But as it turns out, it was all aroused by those three kids. |
| 0:45.6 | To get cars to pass along them, just as Ben had just done. |
| 0:49.3 | When he passed by them, they took out baseball bats they were hiding, |
| 0:53.1 | and started smashing his car as he passed. |
| 0:55.9 | They took out his side mirror and caused some minor damage. |
| 0:59.0 | Well, Ben wasn't too happy, so he pulled over and got out of his car to address this issue, |
| 1:04.6 | which was not too smart since it's already 3-1, |
| 1:07.6 | but you'll understand in a minute why he felt so confident. |
| 1:10.7 | The three kids see him, and they realize they're advantage, |
| 1:13.4 | so they start charging at him with their bats raised in the air. |
| 1:16.7 | But this is where things get really good. |
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