Entitled Teenager STEALS MY MOTORCYCLE so I CALLED THE POLICE and PUT HIM IN JAIL
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 16 February 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A crazy customer tries to rob our store of a 43-inch TV, attempting to walk out the back door |
| 0:06.1 | in the garden section at the massive store I work at. But I delay him just in time for the police |
| 0:11.5 | to show up and begin a multi-city chase with this guy as he attempts to run off with this TV |
| 0:17.0 | in a display of recklessness I have never seen in my life. And in the end, my manager as well as |
| 0:22.4 | the police department all praise my efforts as a key factor in the way they were able to stop him |
| 0:27.8 | in the first place. Here's what happened. So I used to work in a big box store with a garden |
| 0:33.1 | center department that was basically large enough to be its own store, and it more or less ran |
| 0:37.8 | that way. For short background, I had been there for a few years, and even though I was technically |
| 0:43.0 | just a sales associate, I basically had done everything in the building at one point or another |
| 0:48.0 | short of officially being an assistant manager. Because of this, I was often depended on to keep |
| 0:52.8 | the department going all by myself, for hours at a time I do, which is not how the garden center |
| 0:58.4 | is supposed to be run. The garden center has its own cash registers, an outdoor part within the |
| 1:03.3 | large store, a large greenhouse type room that's about the size of a basketball court, which housed |
| 1:08.2 | those registers, large outdoor furniture sets, grills, lawnmower displays, you get the idea. |
| 1:13.5 | There's a door by the register with those thief beepers, which leads to a large fence |
| 1:18.0 | in patio outside, which housed our flowers. At the fence line was a gate, which led into the |
| 1:23.0 | garden center from the parking lot, with another set of the theft beepers. Per company policy, |
| 1:28.3 | that fence was the last point I was allowed to try and intervene in a possible theft. |
| 1:33.2 | Once they passed that fence and stepped into the parking lot, my hands were tied. Multiple |
| 1:38.0 | employees were needed at all times to run smoothly. Between running the register, watering flowers, |
| 1:43.2 | watching the gate, and stalking and making sales on the floor. When we were short-handed, |
| 1:47.8 | which was often, thieves used this opportunity to use my department to be the thieves that they |
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