My entitled Karen's sister invades my life during a visit, says terrible things about me and my wife,

and then calls back demanding that I apologize to her.

So to set the scene, I am a soldier in the United States Army,

so I don't get to see my family back home often, and we have this thing called Staff Duty,

where we basically make sure soldiers don't burn down the barricades, and it's all for a 24-hour shift.

I had just gotten home to my wife, and I was getting ready to sleep due to not sleeping for a whole day and night.

And of course, I got a phone call from my sister saying that she wants to fly in.

Me and my wife were dealing with less than subpar roommates,

along with a landlord threatening an eviction notice.

Later that day, I fell asleep and talked to my wife about what my sister talked to me about,

and we agreed to try and talk to her about coming in at a later time when me and my wife

find a new place to live and have our lives situated at the time.

As we were super stressed out and are currently dealing with some financial issues,

my entitled sister still decided that she was going to fly out and visit me and my wife.

So, wholeheartedly, we agreed to let her stay in our apartment on the couch.

It wasn't ideal, but it's what we had.

Our apartment is absolute garbage.

Honestly, the whole building needs to come down.

No matter how spotless me and my wife made the apartment,

there are still roaches coming from our neighbors.

Anyways, the night my entitled sister flies in,

me and my wife made a plan to see the new Harry Potter movie,

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