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🗓️ 29 July 2022
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0:00.0 | Am I the jerk for peeing in a phantom bottle after finding out that my new roommate takes my drinks |
0:06.0 | and my food? Subscribe to Am I the jerk on YouTube and hit the bell to turn on notifications. |
0:10.8 | Believe me, I am not proud of this at all. Seriously, a new guy joined our shared house and he has |
0:16.4 | awful habits. We explained everything to him but he could not care less. To give you some |
0:20.4 | background in the house, there was a university student and she is lovely and my two childhood |
0:24.7 | friends, which are great and very respectful too. We have all been living together for a few years |
0:28.8 | now. There is one more room where people can come and go. The landlord brought the new guy a |
0:32.7 | month or so ago. One of our main rules is don't touch anybody's food or drinks without permission. |
0:39.3 | As we had issues with some tenants who got too comfortable despite being strangers and there were |
0:44.3 | many arguments, I highlighted it to him. If you ever need something, ask. Oil, sugar and salt |
0:49.9 | is fine but everything else, ask. In the first week, I had a phantom bottle unopened in my fridge |
0:55.8 | as my friends share a fridge but I bought one for myself since the kitchen is big. I come home from |
1:00.3 | work and I see it opened. I ask my friends and they deny it. I believe them since that's not how |
1:05.8 | they operate. I very politely asked a new guy and he denied it. Fine, a few days ago by half a pack |
1:12.1 | of my unopened donuts disappeared and I got very upset. I asked him again, he denies it. A few more |
1:17.8 | days and I want to test something so I turn off my fridge and I put a little wireless secret camera |
1:23.2 | from Amazon I have and a bottle of pineapple juice in it. I drink a bit and peed in it so that |
1:28.5 | it seemed full. I am seriously disgusted for doing this. I went to work, I came back and yes, |
1:34.4 | somebody drank 40% of that bottle. I checked what got recorded and that idiot was drinking from it. |
1:40.8 | I asked him again and he denied it. I sent him the video and told him that I peed in it. His eyes |
1:45.9 | got wide open. He started losing it, making choking sounds and called me a psycho. He then told |
1:52.7 | the landlord and I explained everything to the landlord. The landlord said that it could have |
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