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Am I the Jerk?

Entitled Parents STEAL MY COMPUTER... so I CALL THE POLICE

Am I the Jerk?

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🗓️ 23 September 2022

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

My entitled aunt steals my computer and gives it to her kid, claiming that they were only

0:05.1

borrowing it for a little bit. But I was so angry that I simply was not going to take that sitting

0:10.0

down. So I call the cops and I press charges. Here's what happened. My entitled cousin has never

0:15.7

been into computers and doesn't really have any hobbies, but he will always try to one up everybody

0:20.8

as well as my family. And to be honest, we're all getting sick of it. For instance, a few years ago,

0:25.9

I had saved up for almost two years. Every penny had dime I had to buy a computer, which at the time

0:31.6

was really really good. I had not told anyone about it besides some friends from school, but somehow

0:37.1

my cousin found out. And just a few days later, he had bought an Xbox one and had told the entire

0:42.8

family, which of course I don't have a problem with. But then a few hours later, after he bought it,

0:47.5

I was in my room on my PC and he stormed in with a grin on his face. And looked at me and said,

0:53.3

I got an Xbox now. I knew what was about to happen, so I calmly said, I know, without even

0:59.2

looking at him. Because I ignored him, I could tell that he was mad. He put his hands on my desk and

1:04.3

said, it's so much stronger than your computer. Which it is definitely not. He had only bought an Xbox

1:10.1

because he was jealous of my computer. Therefore, he doesn't even know how to use it. With this

1:14.7

information, I said, you can't even watch YouTube on it and let a small little chuckle at the end

1:19.5

for good measure. Of course you can watch YouTube, but he obviously doesn't know that. He then

1:24.0

stormed out of my room and looked like he was about to cry. Then this part is what really made my

1:29.3

blood boil. I live in a small city and a few of my friends live on the opposite side of the city,

1:34.2

so it's about a three hour drive from where I live. So after a long week of school, I decided

1:39.1

to visit my friends. When I arrived, I was really tired and ended up staying late and accidentally

1:44.6

falling asleep. Eventually, I had woken up early and realized what had happened. So I gathered my

1:49.9

things and I left. After a long journey, I had come home and jumped into my bed. After another

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