Entitled Mother KICKS US OUT of the Beach… so I set BOOBY-TRAPS in the Sand
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 18 August 2022
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled mother and her three full grown sons come up to my family at the beach and |
| 0:04.4 | try to force us out of our spot so that they could take our spot. |
| 0:08.5 | She screamed and threatened us. |
| 0:10.6 | So in response, my aunt and I devised a very elaborate system of booby traps so that when |
| 0:15.9 | they did take our spot, we would take our revenge with those booby traps. |
| 0:20.5 | Here's what happened. |
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| 0:25.5 | Recently I came back home for a visit and around the table the subject came to previous |
| 0:30.1 | holidays which made me remember this little story of horror so I thought you guys might |
| 0:35.1 | like it. |
| 0:36.1 | Warning, I was, am and will always be a jerk. |
| 0:39.8 | And fully understand that me and my aunt did terrible border lines, sociopathic things |
| 0:45.6 | here but my shame over the years has degraded. |
| 0:48.4 | The dialogue in this story has been translated from Russian so keep that in mind. |
| 0:52.6 | So this happened a very very long time ago around the time that I was about 9 or 10 years |
| 0:58.0 | old, old enough to develop a spiteful mindset. |
| 1:01.1 | At the time me and my family which included me, my mother, my grandmother and my mother sister, |
| 1:06.4 | my aunt and this was during the time when we lived in another country and usually went |
| 1:10.2 | to holiday in Ukraine around the Black Sea which is where the story took place. |
| 1:14.9 | Every morning around 8 a.m we would head towards the beaches as they were always full and |
| 1:18.5 | impossibly hot by the time it was midday so our plan was always go to the beach and leave |
| 1:22.9 | by around 11 a.m. |
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